22 Things Guys Always Wanted to Know...

... about women.
I have tried to answer this as honestly as possible...

1. How do you feel after a one night stand?
Just hope that I never get caught and never ever meet this person ever again in life. But honestly not to be done when in relationship.

2. Do you ever get used to wearing a thong?
No

3. Does it hurt?
Definitely..but it has purposes to serve

4. Do you know when you are acting crazy?
Yes. Right at the moment people start sniggering at me and splashing water on my face.

5. Does size really matter?
Depends on what you are talking about, but yeah more the better according to me.

6. When the bill comes are you still a feminist?
I always wish the other person insists and snatches the bill from my hand to pay it up.

7. Why do you take so long to get ready?
Because got to search for the lost make up and clean up the mess made after its all done.

8. Do you watch porn, too?
Not just watch....

9. Will something from Tiffany’s solve everything?
Definitely not.. the secret lies with swarovski

10. Are guys as big of a mystery to you as you are to us?
Guys, are usually predictable.... They lack variety.

11. Why do you sometimes think you look fat?
Because sometimes I am, infact most of the times.

12. Why are you always late?
Good things come to those who wait.

13. Does it bother you when we scratch?
Yes, esp when I can see where you are doing it, and more when everyone can see where you are doing it!!

14. Do you wish you could pee standing up?
I love it to feel the breeze

15. Why do so many women cut their hair short as soon as they get married?
To show that they are still hep after the marriage

16. How often do you think about sex?
The better question would have been - when I don't think about it.

17. What do you think of women who sleep with guys on the first date?
slut!! But there is nothing wrong in it..but she is still a slut

18. Would you?
hmmm... naaahhh

19. Do you realize every guy wants a girl just like his mom?
Really? I don't think so.. atleast I don't want to believe so...

20. Why does every woman think she can change him?
Because they are all imperfect and inadequate to satisy us...in all respects I mean

21. Does it matter what car I drive?
Definitely because it defines your taste for power

22. Do you ever fart?
I think every human does...